The 1st episode of The Bunker Enjoy.
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Season 1, Episode 1 | |
Air date | Febuary 3rd 2012, |
Written by | Awesomecartoonfan01, Redsox1099, MissingNo, Tornadospeed, Mochlum, Moonsnail |
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LET'S BEGIN![]
Narrartor: THE CITY OF TOWN- Wait, wrong show. Anywho, THE COUNTRY OF AMERICA! Ever since the war, America has been a barren wasteland. Anyone who made it were either gone or made slaves by the enemy. And that enemy is-
Justin Bieber & Teen Disney people: US!
Narrator: ...There was thought to be no one...-
Justin Bieber: Of course there's no one left! They were either gone, or we made them our slaves!
Narrator: IGNORING YOU! But there were surivors....-
J.B. and the Teen Disney people: WHAT?!? WE GOT RID OF THEM!
Selena Gomez: GUARD DROIDS!
Guard Droids: Yes Ms. Gomez.
Selena: Search the country for these surivors, and bring them to us once you find them!
Guard Droids: Yes Ms. Gomez. (goes out the door)
J.B. & Teens: (evil laugh, then a cough) We seriously should get that checked.
Meanwhile....[]
AwesomeCartoonFan01 (or just ACF): Let's see. Were going to need food, water, shelter, and protection from the enemy.
Bob the Stick Figure (or just Bob): We know. -_-
ACF: Hey, I'm just saying. Were going to need this stuff. Justin Bieber and those teens will figure out thay were here and make us slaves!
Redsox: Yea! I don't wanna become Justin Bieber's effin' styleist!!! And I'm sure that no one else wants to!
ACF: Agreed. Let's just hope that they don't find us.
MissingNo: Hey! Be quiet or they WILL find us!
ACF: Alright, I will.
Tornadospeed: Huzzah, an adventure! This will be fun! Can I keep track of my acievements? Will there be cake?
Narrator: These are the surivors. The-
ACF: Hey! Not everyone was introducted yet, Narrator!
(4th Wall breaks)
4th Wall: HEY! THAT HURT....BADLY!
MissingNo: Thanks a lot. You just broke the fourth wall, ACF. -.-
ACF: Hey, I'm half human half cartoon! I'm suppose to do that!
MissingNo: Well, stop it! We're a bit limited on time here!
Redsox: WHO CARES if we do that? WE'RE DA WRITERZ!!!!!!
(4th wall dies)
ACF: (thinking: I'll fix him later) Hey, how come no one else is talking?
MissingNo: Come on, guys! We have a show to do here! I'll just rewind time like so...
Meanwhile... (again)[]
Justin Bieber: (chewing on cake) WHERE ARE MY SURVIVORS?
Demi Lavoto: I dunno.
Justin Bieber: Ugh. SEND OUT THE BOMBS AND BOMB EVERY LIVABLE AREA EXCEPT OUR BASE!
Selena Gomez: We have no bombs.
Justin Bieber: WTF BOOOOO- nevermind I shouldn't finish or else WE would blow up.
Meanwhile... (again) (again)[]
Mochlum: HEY GUYS! I FOUND PHINEAS AND FERB!
Phineas: Today we built a bunker for us to stay in!
Ferb: With a licqourish dispenser this time.
Everyone: Woohoo!
Guard Droid: (hovers by) STOP IN YOUR TRACKS! (more droids come)
Mochlum: Oh no! So many robots! We will probably have to fight them in phases! Hinting that a video game would be made for the series! RUUUN!
Tornadospeed: Epic!
The Final Part[]
(Everyone runs)
ACF: Great....
Tornadospeed: I have peanut butter. Try it!
ACF: (tastes it) Not bad. But it needs ice cream
Phineas: QUICK! TO THE BUNKER!
(Everyone goes inside the bunker)
Narrarator: And that is why there are pumpkins.
Phineas: No, no it's not.
Narrarator: Oh, yeah.
Redsox: Shut up! We're in trouble!!!
(4th Wall rolls in its grave)
Tornadospeed: Neat bunker! Could use a little somethough though.
ACF: I wonder if anyone else is in here-
Dan: Alright! Who let them in?
Chris: Dan...
Pinkie Pie: Hi guys!
ACF: Hey Pinkie Pie! What-
Isabella: Don't you dare say it.
ACF: ....Fine.
LATER
ACF: So everyone has been living here this whole time?
Every cartoon: Yep!
Bob: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?!
Cartoons: Um...We thought you were gone.
Pinkie Pie: LET'S SING NOW!
(Everyone starts singing It's Gonna Be Fine...Except Dan and TS)
Dan: Why do we have to sing the song? I HATE SINGING!
Tornadospeed: Me too. Come on Vector. Let's go find the computer room. (leaves)
Chris: Because the writers said so.
4th Wall: .... (cracks) STOP IT PLEASE!
Narrator: And so, the surivors lived with the cartoons....What will happen? Will this war go on? Find out in the next episode of THE BUNKER!
THE END!