"MAH BOIZ TEH MOON SHALL CONSUME YOU!"
Lulz ep 23
Mochlum: We need a vacation.
Toaster: Says who?
Mochlum: Says (bleep)
Toaster: WTF BOO- (explodes)
Mochlum: Where should we go?
(seven awkward minutes later)
Mochlum: Lets go the Mushroom Kingdom!
(seven BLEEEP minutes later)
(everyone boards airplane)
Flight Attendant: If you are playing a PS Vita instead of a 3DS, we will send out our bombs to kill you.
Man With Vita: This is a 3DS disgused as a Vita!
Flight Attendant: ....DINNER!
Mochlum: Hello I- MAH BRAIN! IT IS DEAD! (subconciousness dies)
Majora: (attaches to Mochlum)
Moon: I shall consume... consume... everything.
ACF: What just happened?
Bob: I don't know.
Tornadospeed: (Randomly sings Still Alive in Japanese)
Link: Lets stop the Moon! (jumps inside to fight Majora)
Mochlum's Subconciousness: ACF, BOB, TORNADOSPEED! IT IS WRITTEN, THAT LINK WILL DIE, AND YOU MUST FIGHT MAJORA INSIDE THE MOON INSTEAD! NOW I WILL DAI! (explodes)
ACF, Tornadospeed, and Bob: .....
Mochlum's Subconciousness: (unexplodes) You guys didn't play Majora's Mask, didn't you?
ACF and Bob: No.
ACF: I blame Bob.
Bob: WHY ME?!
ACF: Because your responsiable for everything. Like being the Mysterious Force-
Bob: But you do that!
ACF: Yeah, but-
Tornadospeed: The Cake is NOT A lie, just impossible to obtain.
ACF and Bob: ...
Tornadospeed: Wrong time again, isn't it. But anyway, I'm not telling you where I hid the rocket from last season's Moon trip. Mainly because I forgot.
ACF: Anyways, what did Mochlum's Subconciousness say? That we have to fight Majora inside The Moon?
Tornadospeed: Yes, and that's why I said the thing about the rocket. BUT, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!
ACF and Bob: Wut?
Tornadospeed: We can Jump-hop to the Moon!
ACF and Bob: ...OKIEZ!
(The 3 Jump-hop to the Moon)
Tornadospeed: LOOK I'M STANDING ON THE EYE!!1
ACF: I'm standing on it's other eye!
Bob: And I'm standing on it's...MOUTH!
The Moon: (opens mouth)
Bob: (jumps off before he falls in) That was close.
TS and ACF: Yes, yes it was.
4th Wall: Can you guys stop-
The 3: NO!
4th Wall: ...Okay.
Tornadspeed: Wait a minute... where's Mochlum?
ACF: Didn't he get get taken over by The Moon?
Tornadospeed: Oh snap I forgot DX. We gotta help him!
Narrator: I get a part in this finally.
Gray Pea Shooter: FISHCAEKS!
ACF: ..I'm not questioning it.
Gray Pea Shooter: Hey...Morshu has some bombs...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Bob: Can we save Mochlum now?
Majora: (pops out of Moon) I'M GONNA- (explodes)
Mochlum: I SAVED YOU GUYS FROM MAJORA AIN'T I AWESOME?
Bob: But the Moon is still crashing into Earth!
Mochlum: Nonsense! This is like Super Mario Galaxy! All of the galaxies have incredibly small atmospheres of gravity! We'll be fine! Now let's take this launch star back to our vacation!
Bob: But we don't have the spinning power!
Mochlum: You have to capture the three Star Bunnies to spin!
Bob: THERE IS NO STAR BUNNIES HERE!
Mochlum: Too bad. (launches back to Earth)
Bob: Oh look, a bunny, by the Moon's mouth! (walks to mouth) Come here bunny-
Moon: (opens mouth)
Bob; AAAAAH! (falls in)
Narrator: THE END!
Bob; How am I going to get back home?
Narrator: It will happen offscreen when the the episode ends.
4th Wall: UGGG! I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Narrator: *trollface* THE END!