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part 1Edit

Narrator: THE BUNKER!

Bob: sigh

Mochlum: what's wrong?

Bob: I want to see the war end.

Mochlum: me too. but we can't control everything.

Bob: I know...

Mochlum: J.b will be doomed soon, don't worry.

ACF: Yeah..(sigh) I miss my old life. Where I would fight evil all day...

Mochlum: ...why not today?

ACF: Yeah!

Mochlum: Okay! Let's train!

Bob: HOW?!

Mochlum: TO THE BOOT CAMP! (background randomly turns into a Boot Camp)

Instructor; DO YOUR PUSH-UPS! DROP AND GIVE ME 90!

Mochlum: (does ten)

Instructor:File:CloseEnough.png

Bob: (does 90 pull-ups)

Instructor: I SAID TO TO PUSH-UPS! DROP AND GIVE ME 90 MORE!

Bob: (does 180)

Instructor: I SAID 90 MORE, NOT 90 MORE THEN 90! GIVE ME 90 MORE, NOT 90 MORE THEN 90, NOW!

Bob: (confused)

Mochlum: Calm down instructor.

Instructor; DROP AND GIVE ME 180!

Mochlum: SHOOT!

Part 2Edit

Mochlum: This camp sucks!

Bob: Training is the only way to end the war!

Mochlum: No. BATTLING is. Training for battling is optional.

Bob; So we should go run into battle with no knowledge?

Mochlum: YEP!

Bob: ...okay!

(at the teen base)

Selena: I SEE MOCHLUM!

JB: AND BOB! SEND THE GUARDS!

Mochlum: THIS IS GOING GREAT!

Bob: SOOO AGREED!

(Bob and Mochlum get captured.)

Mochlum: .....................................................................................DANG!

Bob: We really should have listened to instructor.

Mochlum: I disagree, NEVER LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO YELL!

Bob: Let's escape!

Mochlum: OKAY! (gets Slim teh Pixll and turns extra thin and goes through cage with Bob)

Bob: Nice reference!

Mochlum: Thanks!

Instructor: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO TRAIN TO END THE WAR!

Mochlum: I NEVER LISTEN TO YELLERS!

Bob: But you are...

Instructor: I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE JUST CAPTURED BY TEENS, I AM CAPTURING YOU NOW! (everyone goes to boot camp jail)

Bob: This stinks... hard....

ACF: WE HAVE TO ESCAPE!

Max: Same.

TS: How are we all here?

Mochlum: The parenthesis said"(everyone goes to boot camp jail)"

4th Wall: (dai)

Max: I have a chainsaw! Let;s battle the instructor...

Bob: AND END THE WAR!

Mochlum: (chainsaws wall) WE WON!

Bob: WOOHOO!

Instructor: NOPE!

Mochlum: NOOOOO! CLIFF HANGER TIME!

Part 3Edit

Commercial Break TIME!

(just joking)

Mochlum: Nevermind about the cliff hanger. LET'S BATTLE INSTRUCTOR!

Instructor: (becomes robot)

Mochlum: HE'S A ROBOT!

Instructor: YES YES I A-A-A-A-A-A-M- GLI-I-I-I-I-I-TCH IN SYSTEM! (explode)

Mochlum; That was easy!

Shadow: Haha! You defeated my shape-shifting robot. And he is usually... me!

Mochlum: OH NO IT WAS A SHADOW CLONE FROM THE SHADOW KILLS RUNNING GAG!

Shadow: YES, YES IT IS! DIE!!!!

Ganondorf: (kills Shaodw)

Shadow: (unkills self) I HAVE 9 EXTRA LIVES!

Mochlum: OH YEAH? (shoots Shadow 9 times)

Shaodw: Stupid guns!

Bob: THEN WHY ARE THEY IN YOUR GAME?

Shadow: SHUT UP!

Mochlum: (destroys him one more time)

Shadow: (Mario death chime plays)

Mochlum: YAY! WE CAN ESCAPE!

Bob: We all learned are lessons... war takes a long time to end.

Mochlum: So we shouldn't rush it.

Bob: So how do we get it out of Shadow's lair.

Mochlum: No idea.

Narrator: THE END!

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