Whoo-hoo!
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Brand Sparkling New Narrator: THE BUNKER!
(cut to the meeting room)
Rawrlego: Maxwell, did you hear about the upcoming kart race?
Maxwell: YERP.
(23 weeks later)
Talking Zebra: HEAR ALL ABOUT IT! BE SURE TO TUNE IN TO CHANNEL 654 FOR THE Super Bunker Kart CHALLENGE!!! TICKETS ARE BEING MADE BY TICKETMASTER SO PEOPLE CAN EAT THEM. ALSO GET CRAP FOR THE EVENT!
(buh-buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAH!)
(VROOM VROOM!)
(prepare for the longest light change ever)
(3 hours later)
(GREEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!)
ACF: (driving his car which is a Shelby CSX-T modified to look like a 4-4-0 steam locomotive) Thanks, Severn Lamb for modifing my CSX-T to look like a wood burning 4-4-0 steam locomotive.
(zoom in on the builder's plates, which say "BUILT BY POTATOVILLE LOCOMOTIVE WORKS, 4/9/1876")
Master ventus: (driving a rock) OH MY EARS!
ACF: (drives his car into the pits) Fill her up with Pepsi.
(after that)
(ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM OUT OF THE PITS!)
Master ventus: LAP 2, OH- (gets hit in the head by the traffic light) ow.
ACF: HAHAHA! (blasts ventus' car to peices with his laser eye powers)