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I KNOW ITS NOT VALENTINES DAY BUT WHATEVER.................

the first part (not the second, no complaining)Edit

ACF: -wakes up- -sees calender- ITS VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-everyone wakes up-

Max: yay! now i can... um... do something.... um... whats valentines day?

ACF: We barf.

Max: Why?

ACF: Valentine's = Love.

Max: i like love

-everyone gasps-

max: um... whats love?

ACF: .....Uh.....

Max: maybe i should just look it up on wikipedia.

Tornadospeed: (accidently breaks computer) ewpz

Tornadospeed: (gets new computer) Ok, so this is what love is:

File:What is love 10 HOURS








Max: AWESOME! an entire day dedicated to three guys in a car! awesome.

Tornadospeed: *honk* yeah! I'll get the car! (runs off)

Bob: Actually, Valentine's Day is about-

ACF: Oh, and we get FREE CHOCOLATE!

Tornadospeed: 400px

Bob: AND WE KISS THE PEOPLE WE LOVE!

Everyone else: .....

ACF: Oh, THANKS ALOT. Now all of the shippers want ME to make out with Yakko. THANKS FOR MENTIONING IT, BOB.

Bob: ...

Tornadospeed: PINEAPPLE CHEESE!!1

Everyone: lolwut

Tornadospeed: Good. Now your minds have been divereted. Time for pie. (leaves)

ACF: And I never liked Valentine's Day anyway! *drags Yakko, Bob, Pinkie, and Bubbles to the kitchen*

(in the kitchen)

Mochlum and Pinkie: IT IS THE BEST. DAY. EVER.! (kiss)

Hermione: Hey!

Mochlum: I thought you are dating Ron now...

Hermione; Oh yeah! (snogs ron)

Mochlum: WANNA-

Pinkie: I see where this is going and no...

ACF: Indeed. Now gimme chocolate.

Bob: No.

ACF: WHY?!

Bob: 'Cause we all know what happens when you eat too much candy. You go nuts. NUTS.

ACF: Pfft. That's a tall tale.

Bob: O RLY?

Tornadospeed: (eats lots of sugar) File:FluttershyisEvil.gif

ACF: *does what TS did*

Tornadospeed: Now then. If what Bob said is true, then I'll just eat moar chocolate because I'll never fancy anybody, but if I do, I'll go even more insane than I already am, and that's no good.

ACF: I do fancy Yakko, but that's classified.

Bob: But you just said-

ACF: Quiet. HAHAHAHHA

Tornadospeed: Ooh, conflict! (gets popcorn)

ACF: HAHAHAHAHA- *manvil falls on ACF*

MissingNo.: There we go.

Bob: Thanks.

MissingNo.: Anytime.

ACF: *gets up* Uhh. What happened?

Bob: Ate too much chocolate. Went coconuts.

Tornadospeed: The coconut fruit is actually a drupe, not a tree nut.

Bob: ....Huh. Guess we learn new stuff everyday. RIght, Twilight?

Twilight: Right.

ACF: Anyways.....Should we end-

Everyone else: NOT YET!

ACF: ....Fine.

Mochlum and Pinkie: (eat chocolate) HYPERNESS BLARG! (Pokemon battle start theme plays)

  • Mochlum and Pinkie challenge Bob!
  • Mochlum and Pinkie use chocolate pie!
  • Everyone died! The end!

Bob: What?

Mochlum and Pinkie: =====DDDDD

Tornadospeed: I DIDN'T DIE! TWILIGHT DIDN'T EITHER! Dunno bout everyone else.

Fluttershy: I'm not dead.

Everyone else: What she said.

Tornadospeed: PHEW. Now then. Time for Reeses Cups! (eats thirty hundred of them)

ACF: I'm-a eat all of the cheesecake. (eats all of it) Now we need Twilight-

Twilight: No.

ACF: Fine. Steve will make it.

Steve: .....FINE. *makes moar cheesecake*

Kururu: WHO WANTS A RACOON? EVERYONE GETS A RACOON! EVVVVERRRRRRRRYOOOOOONEEEE

Everyone: ....

Kururu: EXTENDED SPARTA REMIX TIME

File:Kururu's Laugh Has A Extended Sparta Remix

Tornadospeed: WHERE DID WE EVEN GET ALL THIS CHOCOLATE!?

Kururu: We got it from the CHOCOLATE Factory

Spongebob Chocolate Fish: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACF: EPIC PIE TIME!

Tornadospeed: Someone, get me out of here before I go insane again!

(ACF pushes TS into his room)

Kururu: And that's how america was made!

Mochlum: GUYS HELP ME AND PINKIE HAVE SUCH A STRONG LOVE WE BECAME NUKES!

Pinkie: We're gonna blow!

Bob: HIDE THEM!

Mochlum and Pinkie: Let's hide in the hall of other nukes! That room is small and we have a small range.

Bob: NO GUYS IT WILL TRIGGER THOSE ONES!

Mochlum and Pinkie: Ooooops- (blow up)

Everyone: NOOOO THEY BLEW UP THE SANDVICH!

Milk: *Sniff* I Knew Him So Well....

The Second Part Thing!Edit

Keroro: Yay! We avoided love for the first part! CELEBRATION TIME!

Tornadospeed: NOO! I'M IN LOVE!

Everyone: GASP!

Tornadospeed: PFFT! HAHAHAHHAHA! YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES XD

Yakko: Actually, I kinda am in lo-

ACF: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE

Tornadospeed: Anyway, WHERE DA HECK IS MY POCKETWATCH?

ACF: Here *gives pocketwatch to TS* It was in...THIS BOWL OF SPONGES!

Tornadospeed: ...why da heck would we have a bowl of sponges?

ACF: I dunno. Pinkie was the one who brought them here.

Pinkie: They came from the spa back at home!

ACF: You didn't take those.....RIGHT?

Pinkie: What? NO. Why would I take them?

Everyone else: .....

Twilight: The spa ponies gave it to her as a gift.

Everyone else: Ohhhhhhhhh.

Tornadospeed: Legit. Now then, off we go. I believe this episode has gone quite off course. We should be in space.

Everyone else: ........

Tornadospeed: Honestly, there's never a wrong time for space.

ACF: Very true......LET'S GO!

Bob: Can we still kiss our loves in space?

Tornadospeed: Bob, you'll never learn. There's nore important things than love. Like space, for example!

Twilight: You spend too much time in your planetarium.

Tornadospeed: I'll ignore that.

Part 3, the Part I never expected to become a partEdit

Narrator: After that commerical reak, the gang is finally in-

Bob: SPACE! :D

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Tornadospeed: Ah, the open vast realms of Outer Space. Quite relaxing after a whole day of eating sugar.

ACF: Indeed, my strange friend. Indeed.

Tornadospeed: FYI, I take pride in my differences.

ACF: Good for you. I'm-a eat some moon ice cream. *goes to the moon*

Space Core: 300px

Tornadospeed: This episode is really off topic. And that's why it's the best.

Twilight: Quite.

4th Wall: *cracks* OWWW

Mochlum: (flies through space on a Nyan Cat with Pinkie)

Nyan: (murders TS and Twilight and Space Core and ACF and Wakko)

Pinkie: (revives them) WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

Mochlum: Shnog more.

Pinkie: How about sing about the wonders of love?

Mochlum: Okay! Why not in a car?

Part 4: (after a very short part, we finally sing "What is Love" in the car)Edit

(Mochlum, Pinkie, TS, Twilight, ACF, Yakko, etc.)

Mochlum: WHAT IS LOVE?

Pinkie: DON'T HURT ME!

Everyone: DON'T HURT ME!

TS: WHAT IS LOVE?

Twilight: DON'T HURT ME!

Everyone; DON'T HURT ME!

ACF: WHAT IS LOVE

Yakko: DON'T HURT ME!

Everyone: DON"T HURT ME!

(loop this forever with all couples)

(later...)

ACF: Yeah, I'm getting bored.

Yakko: Same.

...

Yakko: Wanna please the ship-

ACF: No.

Tornadospeed: Or we can act like plants!

Bob: 200px

Mochlum: I'll be a plant! (stands still and flies into air and floats eternally)

Narrator: Dafuq.

Mochlum: SHUT UP! (murders narrator)

Bob: Uh oh... THAT MEANS-

(episode stops and episode tape is shown ripping and exploding)

UMG: Oh great, so I guess this Valentine's Day Episode of The Bunker was a bust. The holiday sucks anyway.

4th Wall: *cracks* OH MY GOD UMG OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Everyone: What are you doing here, UMG?

UMG: Eh, I got bored on Random-ness Wiki, so I joined The Bunker. I'm busy with other stuff on the wiki, so I'll catch up with you guys eventually in some episodes.

4th Wall: *cracks harder* I don't think I'm gonna like you...

Mochlum: You don't like any of us though. ESPECIALLY ME! >:D

4th Wall: (suicides because Mochlum is in room)

ACF: Don't forget ME! >:DD

4th Wall: *is quite literally rolling in his grave*

UMG: Screw Valentine's Day lets troll the 4th Wall!

4th Wall: *splits into pieces that can be put back together* WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

Tornadospeed: Alright, lets go home and wrap this episode up. (Dimentio-style exit)

Fourth Wall: *implodes* WHAT THE Template:Static IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

UMG: Ok, this episode of The Bunker on Random-ness Wiki is over!

4th Wall: *dies*

LiaFH: HI 4TH WALL!

4th wall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- *explodes* --AAAUGH

LiaFH: This is awesome. I'm officially the fourth wall's enemy.

4th wall: *explodes*

LiaFH: I thought you just exploded before I said that.

4th wall: Yes I know I-- *cracks into 98562478562347805623478562349010965092378901490147149078 pieces* ...

LiaFH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4th wall: I'm done.

LiaFH: OK BYE!

4th wall: *cracks into 98562478562347805623478562349010965092378901490147149078 more pieces*

LiaFH: ok it sounds like it's over now

4th wall: *nothing happens because it's not even there anymore*

UMG: QUICK! Repare him before the world ends and The Bunker stops!

Everyone: That already happened!

UMG: Yeah, I know. I just like to troll.

4th Wall: *so much damage is dealt that he comes back to life and dies, and repeats nonstop*

Kh2: (walks into the room everyone's in) People...People...People...I think you forgot the best thing about valentines day.

4th Wall: And what's that?

Kh2: CANDY!!!!

Bob:Candy..? Who said Candy.

ACF: (sigh) Here we go again....

Kh2:What's wrong?

ACF:When Bob eats too much candy he gets really hyper. The Last time Bob ate too much Candy he destoryed Pluto using his bare hands.

(flash back time)

ACF:Okie Bob, I'm going to Professor Utonium's Place. While I'm gone don't eat any of the Candy I have.

Bob: Okay, I'll just sit around and have...a...hmm... a carrot (takes a bite out of a carrot)

ACF: Oh-Kie.... (closes door)

Bob: (spits out carrot) Yuck! I hope I never have to eat that again. (grabs ACF's box of Candy and starts putting candy in mouth)

( 2 hours later)

ACF: (opens door) Bob I'm back....

Bob: (super hyper) I didn't eat your candy. (jumps up into the sky)

ACF: (looks in telescope and see's Bob destoryed Pluto) ..........

(flash back time over)

Bob: Okay I won't eat any Candy.

ACF:Okie then.

Bob:(pulls book over face)

ACF: .......Bob I know there's a candy bar under that book.

Bob: (talking with full mouth) No there's not..

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