I KNOW ITS NOT VALENTINES DAY BUT WHATEVER.................
the first part (not the second, no complaining)Edit
ACF: -wakes up- -sees calender- ITS VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-everyone wakes up-
Max: yay! now i can... um... do something.... um... whats valentines day?
ACF: We barf.
ACF: Valentine's = Love.
Max: i like love
max: um... whats love?
Max: maybe i should just look it up on wikipedia.
Tornadospeed: (accidently breaks computer) ewpz
Tornadospeed: (gets new computer) Ok, so this is what love is:
Max: AWESOME! an entire day dedicated to three guys in a car! awesome.
Tornadospeed: *honk* yeah! I'll get the car! (runs off)
Bob: Actually, Valentine's Day is about-
ACF: Oh, and we get FREE CHOCOLATE!
Bob: AND WE KISS THE PEOPLE WE LOVE!
Everyone else: .....
ACF: Oh, THANKS ALOT. Now all of the shippers want ME to make out with Yakko. THANKS FOR MENTIONING IT, BOB.
Tornadospeed: PINEAPPLE CHEESE!!1
Tornadospeed: Good. Now your minds have been divereted. Time for pie. (leaves)
ACF: And I never liked Valentine's Day anyway! *drags Yakko, Bob, Pinkie, and Bubbles to the kitchen*
(in the kitchen)
Mochlum and Pinkie: IT IS THE BEST. DAY. EVER.! (kiss)
Mochlum: I thought you are dating Ron now...
Hermione; Oh yeah! (snogs ron)
Pinkie: I see where this is going and no...
ACF: Indeed. Now gimme chocolate.
Bob: 'Cause we all know what happens when you eat too much candy. You go nuts. NUTS.
ACF: Pfft. That's a tall tale.
Bob: O RLY?
Tornadospeed: (eats lots of sugar) File:FluttershyisEvil.gif
ACF: *does what TS did*
Tornadospeed: Now then. If what Bob said is true, then I'll just eat moar chocolate because I'll never fancy anybody, but if I do, I'll go even more insane than I already am, and that's no good.
ACF: I do fancy Yakko, but that's classified.
Bob: But you just said-
ACF: Quiet. HAHAHAHHA
Tornadospeed: Ooh, conflict! (gets popcorn)
ACF: HAHAHAHAHA- *manvil falls on ACF*
MissingNo.: There we go.
ACF: *gets up* Uhh. What happened?
Bob: Ate too much chocolate. Went coconuts.
Tornadospeed: The coconut fruit is actually a drupe, not a tree nut.
Bob: ....Huh. Guess we learn new stuff everyday. RIght, Twilight?
ACF: Anyways.....Should we end-
Everyone else: NOT YET!
Mochlum and Pinkie: (eat chocolate) HYPERNESS BLARG! (Pokemon battle start theme plays)
- Mochlum and Pinkie challenge Bob!
- Mochlum and Pinkie use chocolate pie!
- Everyone died! The end!
Mochlum and Pinkie: =====DDDDD
Tornadospeed: I DIDN'T DIE! TWILIGHT DIDN'T EITHER! Dunno bout everyone else.
Fluttershy: I'm not dead.
Everyone else: What she said.
Tornadospeed: PHEW. Now then. Time for Reeses Cups! (eats thirty hundred of them)
ACF: I'm-a eat all of the cheesecake. (eats all of it) Now we need Twilight-
ACF: Fine. Steve will make it.
Steve: .....FINE. *makes moar cheesecake*
Kururu: WHO WANTS A RACOON? EVERYONE GETS A RACOON! EVVVVERRRRRRRRYOOOOOONEEEE
Kururu: EXTENDED SPARTA REMIX TIME
Tornadospeed: WHERE DID WE EVEN GET ALL THIS CHOCOLATE!?
Kururu: We got it from the CHOCOLATE Factory
Spongebob Chocolate Fish: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACF: EPIC PIE TIME!
Tornadospeed: Someone, get me out of here before I go insane again!
(ACF pushes TS into his room)
Kururu: And that's how america was made!
Mochlum: GUYS HELP ME AND PINKIE HAVE SUCH A STRONG LOVE WE BECAME NUKES!
Pinkie: We're gonna blow!
Bob: HIDE THEM!
Mochlum and Pinkie: Let's hide in the hall of other nukes! That room is small and we have a small range.
Bob: NO GUYS IT WILL TRIGGER THOSE ONES!
Mochlum and Pinkie: Ooooops- (blow up)
Everyone: NOOOO THEY BLEW UP THE SANDVICH!
Milk: *Sniff* I Knew Him So Well....
The Second Part Thing!Edit
Keroro: Yay! We avoided love for the first part! CELEBRATION TIME!
Tornadospeed: NOO! I'M IN LOVE!
Tornadospeed: PFFT! HAHAHAHHAHA! YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES XD
Yakko: Actually, I kinda am in lo-
Tornadospeed: Anyway, WHERE DA HECK IS MY POCKETWATCH?
ACF: Here *gives pocketwatch to TS* It was in...THIS BOWL OF SPONGES!
Tornadospeed: ...why da heck would we have a bowl of sponges?
ACF: I dunno. Pinkie was the one who brought them here.
Pinkie: They came from the spa back at home!
ACF: You didn't take those.....RIGHT?
Pinkie: What? NO. Why would I take them?
Everyone else: .....
Twilight: The spa ponies gave it to her as a gift.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Tornadospeed: Legit. Now then, off we go. I believe this episode has gone quite off course. We should be in space.
Everyone else: ........
Tornadospeed: Honestly, there's never a wrong time for space.
ACF: Very true......LET'S GO!
Bob: Can we still kiss our loves in space?
Tornadospeed: Bob, you'll never learn. There's nore important things than love. Like space, for example!
Twilight: You spend too much time in your planetarium.
Tornadospeed: I'll ignore that.
Part 3, the Part I never expected to become a partEdit
Narrator: After that commerical reak, the gang is finally in-
Bob: SPACE! :D
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Tornadospeed: Ah, the open vast realms of Outer Space. Quite relaxing after a whole day of eating sugar.
ACF: Indeed, my strange friend. Indeed.
Tornadospeed: FYI, I take pride in my differences.
ACF: Good for you. I'm-a eat some moon ice cream. *goes to the moon*
Space Core: 300px
Tornadospeed: This episode is really off topic. And that's why it's the best.
4th Wall: *cracks* OWWW
Mochlum: (flies through space on a Nyan Cat with Pinkie)
Nyan: (murders TS and Twilight and Space Core and ACF and Wakko)
Pinkie: (revives them) WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
Mochlum: Shnog more.
Pinkie: How about sing about the wonders of love?
Mochlum: Okay! Why not in a car?
Part 4: (after a very short part, we finally sing "What is Love" in the car)Edit
(Mochlum, Pinkie, TS, Twilight, ACF, Yakko, etc.)
Mochlum: WHAT IS LOVE?
Pinkie: DON'T HURT ME!
Everyone: DON'T HURT ME!
TS: WHAT IS LOVE?
Twilight: DON'T HURT ME!
Everyone; DON'T HURT ME!
ACF: WHAT IS LOVE
Yakko: DON'T HURT ME!
Everyone: DON"T HURT ME!
(loop this forever with all couples)
ACF: Yeah, I'm getting bored.
Yakko: Wanna please the ship-
Tornadospeed: Or we can act like plants!
Mochlum: I'll be a plant! (stands still and flies into air and floats eternally)
Mochlum: SHUT UP! (murders narrator)
Bob: Uh oh... THAT MEANS-
(episode stops and episode tape is shown ripping and exploding)
UMG: Oh great, so I guess this Valentine's Day Episode of The Bunker was a bust. The holiday sucks anyway.
4th Wall: *cracks* OH MY GOD UMG OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Everyone: What are you doing here, UMG?
UMG: Eh, I got bored on Random-ness Wiki, so I joined The Bunker. I'm busy with other stuff on the wiki, so I'll catch up with you guys eventually in some episodes.
4th Wall: *cracks harder* I don't think I'm gonna like you...
Mochlum: You don't like any of us though. ESPECIALLY ME! >:D
4th Wall: (suicides because Mochlum is in room)
ACF: Don't forget ME! >:DD
4th Wall: *is quite literally rolling in his grave*
UMG: Screw Valentine's Day lets troll the 4th Wall!
4th Wall: *splits into pieces that can be put back together* WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Tornadospeed: Alright, lets go home and wrap this episode up. (Dimentio-style exit)
Fourth Wall: *implodes* WHAT THE Template:Static IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?
UMG: Ok, this episode of The Bunker on Random-ness Wiki is over!
4th Wall: *dies*
LiaFH: HI 4TH WALL!
4th wall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- *explodes* --AAAUGH
LiaFH: This is awesome. I'm officially the fourth wall's enemy.
4th wall: *explodes*
LiaFH: I thought you just exploded before I said that.
4th wall: Yes I know I-- *cracks into 98562478562347805623478562349010965092378901490147149078 pieces* ...
4th wall: I'm done.
LiaFH: OK BYE!
4th wall: *cracks into 98562478562347805623478562349010965092378901490147149078 more pieces*
LiaFH: ok it sounds like it's over now
4th wall: *nothing happens because it's not even there anymore*
UMG: QUICK! Repare him before the world ends and The Bunker stops!
Everyone: That already happened!
UMG: Yeah, I know. I just like to troll.
4th Wall: *so much damage is dealt that he comes back to life and dies, and repeats nonstop*
Kh2: (walks into the room everyone's in) People...People...People...I think you forgot the best thing about valentines day.
4th Wall: And what's that?
Bob:Candy..? Who said Candy.
ACF: (sigh) Here we go again....
ACF:When Bob eats too much candy he gets really hyper. The Last time Bob ate too much Candy he destoryed Pluto using his bare hands.
(flash back time)
ACF:Okie Bob, I'm going to Professor Utonium's Place. While I'm gone don't eat any of the Candy I have.
Bob: Okay, I'll just sit around and have...a...hmm... a carrot (takes a bite out of a carrot)
ACF: Oh-Kie.... (closes door)
Bob: (spits out carrot) Yuck! I hope I never have to eat that again. (grabs ACF's box of Candy and starts putting candy in mouth)
( 2 hours later)
ACF: (opens door) Bob I'm back....
Bob: (super hyper) I didn't eat your candy. (jumps up into the sky)
ACF: (looks in telescope and see's Bob destoryed Pluto) ..........
(flash back time over)
Bob: Okay I won't eat any Candy.
Bob:(pulls book over face)
ACF: .......Bob I know there's a candy bar under that book.
Bob: (talking with full mouth) No there's not..