Narrator: THE BUNKER!
Voice 1: I found it.
voice 2: found what? The giant cheese wheel or the bunker?
voice 1: The bunker.
voice 2: OK, put the mines around there.
voice 3: Got it.(Makes sound "Click, beep" 5 times)
In the morningEdit
Bob: *Wakes up* yawwn.
Mochlum: good morning everyone
Everyone: Good morning!
Max: time to start the day by going outside.
(Max goes outside)
(Max closes the door)
Max: We're trapped.
WhatIAm: WHY, MAX?
Max: Calm down guys! We can handle this.
Bob: is that your answer to everything?
Bob: -_- whatever.
Tornadospeed: (pops out of air vent) Here's an interesting fact: You're not breathing real air! Nah, just kidding. K, what's the situation? It's the beginning of an episode so something's happening.
Fourth Wall: *Partially explodes* OOOW! IT'S NOT FAIR D'X
Maxwell: Someone placed mines around the Bunker, trapping us inside, but don't worry, we got cookies.
Tornadospeed: ...are they oatmeal?
Tornadospeed: Go get some chocolate chip!
Tornadospeed: This isn't so bad! I mean, we will got the Bunker! I mean, it's not like that one time the Bunker blew up and we were Bunkerless. Plus, we have each other! And donuts!
Redsox: (about to go to Dunkin' Donuts) Wha? (steps on mine) AW CRAP. (gets killed by explosion)
Tornadospeed: PHEW! Luckily, no part of the Bunker blew up, and the explosion didn't trigger and other mines.
(All the other mines go off and the Bunker explodes)
Mochlum: (uses Retry Clock) WE FIXED IT! But there are still mines!
Tornadospeed: But I know a secret mine cave under the Bunker mines! WE CAN SURVIVE!
JB: (comes in in Biebercopter) BWAHAHA! (picks up Bunker with giant claw)
Max: WHAT DA-
JB: SHUTTUP! (drops Bunker in giant crane box) HAPPY TOY DAY! (traps Bunker in bigger cage)
Mochlum: WE ARE TRAPPED! IN A CLAW MACHINE!
JB: FOR MY GIANT ARCADE! BECAUSE... I HAVE REAWAKENED A HORDE OF GIANTS! I BUILT THEM AN ARCADE SO THEY WOULD PAY ME! AND YOUR BUNKER IS A PRIZE!
Mochlum; So trapped... in an arcade game... in a giant arcade. Great.
Molochium: Very abrupt event.
Let's continue this extremely strange situation...Edit
ACF: So what going to happen now? Giants try to eat us or something like that?
Tornadospeed: He better not eat me with pepper!
Redsox: No. Giants use the machine, win us, and we're imprisoned forever. Even worse.
Mochlum: Wait, how are you alive?
Redsox: You guys reset the whole situation before I got killed, so that's why I'm here.
ACF: Idea - We DON'T let the giants win. I mean, how hard can it be?
Tornadospeed: DON'T SAY THAT! If you say it will be easy, then it WILL turn out to be hard!
Fourth Wall: (chunks fall off) CURSES
Narrator: A WILD GIANT APPEARS!
(giant walks up to the claw machine)
Bob: Sometimes, I wonder who made that "how hard can it be" statement?
Pinkie: I think it was Bob the Bulider.
Bob: ....He curses my name.
Mochlum: GUYS! I HAVE AN IDEA! WHAT IS A CLAW-MACHINE USER'S BIGGEST FEAR?
Mochlum: AND OUR CAGE IS A SPHERE, SO LET'S BREAK THE BUNKER OUT OF THE CAGE, SINCE OUR BUNKER IS A CUBE!
Everyone: HOW WILL WE DO THAT?
Mochlum: We can use.... File:120px-Mk7 bob-omb.jpgs! :D
Tornadospeed: YEASH!!!!! (gets 20 File:120px-Mk7 bob-omb.jpgs)
Mochlum: (blows up the cage) YES! THE GIANT WILL NEVER GET US NOW!
Giant: (fails) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! (starts shaking machine) MACHINE NOT WORKING! ME DESTROY MACHINE!
Mochlum; AW COME ON! WE ARE ALL OUT OF File:120px-Mk7 bob-omb.jpgs! WE'RE DOOMED!
Tornadospeed: EVERYONE THROW THESE WATER BALLOONS FILLED WITH ACID AT STUFF!
(Acid melts the water baloons)
Tornadospeed: EVERYONE THROW THESE WATER BALLOONS MADE OF INVINCIBLE PLASTIC FILLED WITH ACID AT STUFF!
Giant: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! (crashes even mooooooaaaar)
Mochlum: (falls out of Bunker and lands in Giant's hand)
Giant: I FOUND A GUY! YAAAAAAY!
Mochlum: NO! I AM JUSTIN BIEBER! YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THIS ARCADE!
Giant: Doh! (leaves)
Mochlum: I can NOT believe that worked. (lets out everyone else. WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW!
JB: WHAT? YOU GUYS ESCAPED! THAT IS IT! ULTIMATE BATTLE TIME!
Ultimate Battle Time in a Giant Arcade!Edit
Announcer: TIME FOR THE BUNKER VS JUSTIN BIEBER AND HIS GIANTS!
Mochlum: So a building is fighting? WHAT IS THIS, BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY?!
Tornadospeed: I dunno. Hey, can we make this an RPG-style battle? It'll be fun! :D
Mochlum: THE RETURN OF A FAD? I LIKE IT!
- Rival Bunker uses Canon! It is kinda effective.
- JB and the Giants use spit! It is very effective because it causes a flood!
- Rival Bunker uses Acid Balloon! It is kinda effective.
- Mochlum uses splash! But nothing happened!
- Rival Bunker uses nothing! BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED!
- Mochlum uses everything! But nothing happened! He then uses facepalm!
- Tornadospeed uses SHOOP DA WHOOP! It has medium-level effectiveness!
- Mochlum uses FINAL SMASH! He does the ultimate Platypus-Dinosaur Hybrid thing! IT IS SOOOO EFFECTIVE!
- The Giants Fainted, but JB Lives!
Justin Bieber: MUAHAHAHA!
Tornadospeed: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (throws pie at JB)
- Justin Bieber Fainted!
Mochlum: VICTORY!!! (hijacks claw-copter and brings Bunker back to original spot) WE CAN GO OUTSIDE NOW! Not that we need to so this episode was a waste!
Tornadospeed: That's so true! I even thought about that when this episode concept was created.
(4th wall cracks)
Narrator: The end!