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Part 1Edit

Rawrlego: (walks in humming the mlp theme) Hello Chuck!

Chuck: Hello

Derpy Hooves: (walks in) Hello! (runs into wall) ouch!

Rainbow Dash: (sighs)

MissingNo: I'm bored. Let's go bowling.

Rawrlego: Bowling? That sounds great!

ACF01: But where can we bowl?

Rawrlego: Phienas and Ferb made one last night.

ACF01: They did? I didn't hear it...

Bill: I like pie

Rawrlego: Thank you for contribuiting to this conversation Bill.

Bill: OK

ACF: ...LET'S GO!

Bob: I'm going too! I bored.

VManJustice:im going to

Tom: OW! I hurt my finger

Mochlum: Guys? WHO DOES REAL BOWLING ANYMORE?! LETS DO WII SPORTS BOWLING!

(zaps everyone into Wii Sports Resort bowling alley)

Bill: I like pie

MissingNo: I do too

Mochlum: I'm tired of being in a game. (jumps out of game's boundries into computer zone) Drink coffee, drink donuts, and DIE! (if you get that reference, I shall give you a cookie)

Fredthefish: All right! Everyone stand back! I'm the best bowler ever!

(Bowls 69 gutter balls in a row)

Bill: ...

Fredthefish: Yeah, I think I'll go.

Mochlum: I rock better then any fish named Fred!

(gets 70,000,000,000,000 strikes in a row)

Mochlum: I won!

Part 2Edit

Mochlum: I am the dominant bowler!

(Moon crashes into bowling alley and Mario crawls out)

Mario: Oh yeah? I can bowl too!

Mochlum: Then how come you never have had a Mario Sports bowling game?

Mario: Well I had that bowling minigame in Mario Party 8, and that is close enough!

Mochlum: Well I bet I am still better!

Mario: (pulls out invincibilty star and gains 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 strikes)

Mochlum: ...shoot...

Chuck: I can beat him! (gets 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 strikes)

Mochlum: AWESOME!

Mario: DANG IT! (death chime plays)

(one round later)

Chuck: Whoo, I'm tired. Why not play some arcade games and have pizza in between rounds?

Mario: OKAY! (plays his own arcade game)

Mochlum: Playing games is BORING. BEING games is FUN! (goes into original Donkey Kong game) YEAH! (gets killed by barrel)

Pinkie Pie: Oh no, Mochlum is in trouble! (controls Mochlum through game)

Mochlum: Wow, I must suck if a pink horse can play it right for me.

Pinkie Pie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Mochlum: I said.... that I must suck if a Pinkie Pie can... um...

Pinkie Pie: (murders Mochlum)

Chuck: Pizza time!

Spike: Ugh! They delivered it cold! I'LL MAKE IT HOT!

Mochlum: NO SPIKE, IT JUST LOOKS COLD- NO DON'T!

Spike: (lights pizza on fire) Woops...

Mochlum: So we have no dinner now... and I was killed by a gorilla, then by a pony... and I got beat by a plumber, then a chicken. What a sucky night.

Team Trixie: So, want it to become suckier?

Mochlum: Huh?

Team Trixie: We want to watch some people lose today, so why not a bowling competition? My team VS your team.

Mochlum: OKAY! I'LL MAKE A TEAM! (makes team with Mario, Chuck, and Spike) LET'S DO THISTHING!

Mario: (scores gutter ball) MOMMA MIA! (death chime plays)

Spike: (lights pins on fire and gets disqualified)

Chuck: (sucks for no reason)

Mochlum: Stupid performance anxiety!

Team Trixie: I have an idea... maybe if you guys lose, we get to steal your BALLS!

Mochlum: Bowling balls?

Team Trixie: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! T_T

Mochlum: No! DON'T TAKE MY PINGA-

Team Trixie: OH GOD!

Mochlum: Now we have to win, Chuck and Mario and- we need somebody to replace Spike on our team. (waits for random user to help)

Part 3Edit

Chuck: THIS STINKS! NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN OUR TEAM!

Mochlum: Yeah! Well, maybe it is because we are still inside the Wii. Wait a minute... if I was in an arcade game in the Wii earlier then... VIDEOGAMECEPTION!

Team Trixie: Shuttup! You don't NEED that team mate anyway.

Mochlum: Wait, two things!

1. How did YOU guys get into the Wii?

2. You guys have 5 people on your team, and we have 3, so you guys HAVE to sacrifice a team member to our team.

Team Trixie: WHAT?! NO FAIR! I guess you can have... Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: I have to go with those wimps?

Mochlum: I have a triforce shard

Ganondorf: I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN THEM!

Mochlum: Let's win this thing!

(Bowling Match starts)

Trixie: (gets spare) BEAT THAT!

Ganondorf: (gets strike)

Trixie: Grrrrrr.

Mochlum: (gets moar strikes)

Trixie: HOW ARE YOU SUDDENLY DOING WELL?

Mochlum: CUZ U SUCK!

Trixie: THAT IS IT! (throws bowling ball at Mochlum)

Mochlum: THROWING BOWLING BALLS? WHO ARE YOU? GONZO?

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Mochlum: (throws bombs at Trixie)

Team Trixie: WUT DA FUFile:Explosion.jpg

Mochlum: FINALLY! YOU SUCK! I DON'T! WOOHOO!

Ganondorf: Um uh... (hides)

Mochlum: Hehe...

Tom; MY THUMB STILL HURTS!

Mochlum; SHUT UP!

Narrator: The end!

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