Rawrlego: (walks in humming the mlp theme) Hello Chuck!
Derpy Hooves: (walks in) Hello! (runs into wall) ouch!
Rainbow Dash: (sighs)
MissingNo: I'm bored. Let's go bowling.
Rawrlego: Bowling? That sounds great!
ACF01: But where can we bowl?
Rawrlego: Phienas and Ferb made one last night.
ACF01: They did? I didn't hear it...
Bill: I like pie
Rawrlego: Thank you for contribuiting to this conversation Bill.
ACF: ...LET'S GO!
Bob: I'm going too! I bored.
VManJustice:im going to
Tom: OW! I hurt my finger
Mochlum: Guys? WHO DOES REAL BOWLING ANYMORE?! LETS DO WII SPORTS BOWLING!
(zaps everyone into Wii Sports Resort bowling alley)
Bill: I like pie
MissingNo: I do too
Mochlum: I'm tired of being in a game. (jumps out of game's boundries into computer zone) Drink coffee, drink donuts, and DIE! (if you get that reference, I shall give you a cookie)
Fredthefish: All right! Everyone stand back! I'm the best bowler ever!
(Bowls 69 gutter balls in a row)
Fredthefish: Yeah, I think I'll go.
Mochlum: I rock better then any fish named Fred!
(gets 70,000,000,000,000 strikes in a row)
Mochlum: I won!
Mochlum: I am the dominant bowler!
(Moon crashes into bowling alley and Mario crawls out)
Mario: Oh yeah? I can bowl too!
Mochlum: Then how come you never have had a Mario Sports bowling game?
Mario: Well I had that bowling minigame in Mario Party 8, and that is close enough!
Mochlum: Well I bet I am still better!
Mario: (pulls out invincibilty star and gains 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 strikes)
Chuck: I can beat him! (gets 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 strikes)
Mario: DANG IT! (death chime plays)
(one round later)
Chuck: Whoo, I'm tired. Why not play some arcade games and have pizza in between rounds?
Mario: OKAY! (plays his own arcade game)
Mochlum: Playing games is BORING. BEING games is FUN! (goes into original Donkey Kong game) YEAH! (gets killed by barrel)
Pinkie Pie: Oh no, Mochlum is in trouble! (controls Mochlum through game)
Mochlum: Wow, I must suck if a pink horse can play it right for me.
Pinkie Pie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Mochlum: I said.... that I must suck if a Pinkie Pie can... um...
Pinkie Pie: (murders Mochlum)
Chuck: Pizza time!
Spike: Ugh! They delivered it cold! I'LL MAKE IT HOT!
Mochlum: NO SPIKE, IT JUST LOOKS COLD- NO DON'T!
Spike: (lights pizza on fire) Woops...
Mochlum: So we have no dinner now... and I was killed by a gorilla, then by a pony... and I got beat by a plumber, then a chicken. What a sucky night.
Team Trixie: So, want it to become suckier?
Team Trixie: We want to watch some people lose today, so why not a bowling competition? My team VS your team.
Mochlum: OKAY! I'LL MAKE A TEAM! (makes team with Mario, Chuck, and Spike) LET'S DO THISTHING!
Mario: (scores gutter ball) MOMMA MIA! (death chime plays)
Spike: (lights pins on fire and gets disqualified)
Chuck: (sucks for no reason)
Mochlum: Stupid performance anxiety!
Team Trixie: I have an idea... maybe if you guys lose, we get to steal your BALLS!
Mochlum: Bowling balls?
Team Trixie: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! T_T
Mochlum: No! DON'T TAKE MY PINGA-
Team Trixie: OH GOD!
Mochlum: Now we have to win, Chuck and Mario and- we need somebody to replace Spike on our team. (waits for random user to help)
Chuck: THIS STINKS! NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN OUR TEAM!
Mochlum: Yeah! Well, maybe it is because we are still inside the Wii. Wait a minute... if I was in an arcade game in the Wii earlier then... VIDEOGAMECEPTION!
Team Trixie: Shuttup! You don't NEED that team mate anyway.
Mochlum: Wait, two things!
1. How did YOU guys get into the Wii?
2. You guys have 5 people on your team, and we have 3, so you guys HAVE to sacrifice a team member to our team.
Team Trixie: WHAT?! NO FAIR! I guess you can have... Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: I have to go with those wimps?
Mochlum: I have a triforce shard
Ganondorf: I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN THEM!
Mochlum: Let's win this thing!
(Bowling Match starts)
Trixie: (gets spare) BEAT THAT!
Ganondorf: (gets strike)
Mochlum: (gets moar strikes)
Trixie: HOW ARE YOU SUDDENLY DOING WELL?
Mochlum: CUZ U SUCK!
Trixie: THAT IS IT! (throws bowling ball at Mochlum)
Mochlum: THROWING BOWLING BALLS? WHO ARE YOU? GONZO?
Mochlum: (throws bombs at Trixie)
Team Trixie: WUT DA FUFile:Explosion.jpg
Mochlum: FINALLY! YOU SUCK! I DON'T! WOOHOO!
Ganondorf: Um uh... (hides)
Tom; MY THUMB STILL HURTS!
Mochlum; SHUT UP!
Narrator: The end!