The 3rd episode...YESH!
Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWN-Wait wrong show...-_-. Anywho, THE BUNKER! I wonder what interesting thing is happening today...
ACF: Ugh. I'm so bored...
Tornadospeed: Well. I'm bored. As usual.
MissingNo: Why don't you guys just play Mario Kart with me? I'm having a great time!
ACF: Sure. But remember, I'm Daisy.
Daisy: I'm Daisy!
ACF: .....I'm still Daisy in the game, though.
MissingNo: Well, I'm Toad. Don't question it.
ACF: I won't. Hey, where's Perry?
Mochlum: I'm over here!
Perry: -_- Grururururu.
Gray Pea Shooter: IMA FIREN MA BWAHGH!
Mochlum: Hey, wanna buy some FREE SWAG?
Mochlum: OKay. Step 1: User the boring-inator.
Mario: OKAY! (uses boring-inator and turns the Bunker into...)
Mochlum: I'm gonna go eat plain bran and then watch smexy pr0n on television.
Tornadospeed: Okay. I'm going to go watch some grass grow.
TAG: Hei Boyz
Mochlum: May you please quite down? I am trying to watch this paint dry at the same time as this trash decomposes. It is multi-tasking.
Gaepora: (walks in) Hello chaps I got back from my walk.
Mochlum: Sshh! I am trying to study the beige walls.
Gaepora: ...what the heck is wrong with you?
Mochlum: I don't know. I feel a brand new sensation. I call it sanity. It is the feeling of no random-ness or insanity. Everything is calm.
Gaepora: Wel... I'm gonna go take a bath.
Mochlum: A plain one?
Gaepora: Of course not! A bubble bath.
Mochlum: Bubble bath? I do not find the logic or sanity of that.
Tornadospeed: (Still watching grass grow) meh, who needs insanity?
Major Monogram: (walks in) What happened?
Gaepora: Everyone is being boring!
Major Monogram: I know a way we can make it exciting! VIDEO GAMES! We can pretend to be video games, eh?
Gaepora: I am a video game.
Major Monogram: Then become another one!
(ten minutes later)
Major Monogram: HELLO KIDS! (puts on Majora's Mask) I am Majora Monogram! I am the classic 64 game Majora's Mask! Now I'm gonna go find my friend and use the Fierce Diety mask!
Gaepora: And I am Super Gaepora Bros! Kill that Bath-ba or Goomba, and save Princess Peach! Yay!
Mochlum: (watching paint) ...
Tornadospeed: (watching grass grow) ...
Geapora: Come on guys, get exciting!
Major Monogram: Oh no! He is in a ... trance! He might die of ...ness!
Gaepora; How can we fix it?
Major Monogram: ...
Gaepora: Uh oh..
Gaepora: I know! How about some exciting music! (turns on the radio)
(boring elevator music plays)
Gaepora: What? (changes station)
(boring elevator music plays)
Tornadospeed: We've replaced all the station with elevator music.... That way, we can all live peacefully...
MissingNo: *walks in* HEY, you old guys! Why are you watching grass grow and paint dry? I've been waiting for like 15 minutes for someone to play Mario Kart with me!
Mochlum: Meh. I just preordered my game "Mario Paint". The point is to watch Mario's beige paint dry.
Gaepora: UGH! THAT IS IT! (transforms into vacuum cleaner, sucks up all the boring stuff in the Boringker, and spits it out) ARE YOU RANDOM NOW!?
Mochlum; NOt that much, but I guess I'll try Mario Kart.
Gaepora: its a start at least...
Mochlum: (playing Mario Kart) Oh yay! I am in 1st! On the final lap, too! (blue shell hits) WHAT?!?! NO! CURSE YOU GAME! RAGE! I ALMOST MADE IT! ANGER! FURY! PAIN! DEATH! RAAAR!
Gaepora: Wait, I think that made you random again! HEY, EVERYONE, PLAY SOME MARIO KART!
MissingNo: Yeah, just try. I bet you can't beat- *race starts*
Tornadospeed: No, my grass hasn't grown to 7.812 inches yet!
MissingNo: Come on! Would you watch grass grow to 7.8... whatever, or race me in Mario Kart?
Tornadospeed: I will continue watching grass grow until the world ends. (keeps watching)
Space Core: SPACE. SPACE. WANNA GOTO- WANNA GO TO SPACE.
Tornadospeed: Gawd this is boring. But I have to keep doing this. It's in the script.
MissingNo: *rips up script into pieces* Now it's not. Now be random and play with me on Mario Kart!
Tornadospeed: (Deep voice) Never. Mario Kart is not random enough. I will play Mario Kart Random instead. (plays that)
MissingNo: *gasp* Hey! You're being random! You're cured!
Tornadospeed: Yeah. Who needs sanity anyway?
Tornadospeed: But the one thing that can't be cured is my desire to play Portal 1 more time. Now lets get out of here, this episode is getting long.
Tornadospeed: This episode is missing something. Something... cakey.
Redsox: (makes up for being absent) O NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!
ACF: (Does what Red is doing) YEAH! We didn't even sing the song yet....Did we?
Bob: We didn't...Meap?
Meap: (starts the song)
NOW IT'S OVER