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Part 1Edit

Curiosity Core: Who are you? What is that?

Wheatley: Weren't you incinerated in the first Portal game?

(Fourth wall cracks)

Mochlum: Your entire life is a mathmatical error. I am about to fix it.

GLaDOS: Not again! You monster! Shut up!

Mochlum: UMAD!

Tornadospeed: MADNESS?

THIS

IS

SPARTA!

[Insert sparta remix video here]

Fact Core: Sparta is a Greek city.

Tornadospeed: 250px

Adventure Core: QUICK, WHAT'S THE SITUATION?

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

Mochlum: You are from space? I have a friend in space! He in danger! WE MUST HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP THEM!

Space Core: We're going to space? We are!? OMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGODOMAIGOD!!!!

Wheatley: Ugh.

Mochlum: They left MAGICAL CLUES of where they are in 3 different spots! They are.... the Death Star, the Dusty Dune Galaxy, and Aperture Science labs! WEEEEEEE! LET'S GO!

200px A Brief Construction MontageEdit

(Everyone builds a rocket and gathers supplies)

Mochlum: WE FINISHED! NOW LET'S GO TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE CORES!

Tornadospeed: WHAT HE SAID

(Rocket blasts off)

The Death StarEdit

Space Core: I'M IN SPAAACE!!!

Tornadospeed: Yes, yes you are. WHERE TO FIRST, CAPTAIN MOCHLUM?

Mochlum: THE DEATH STAR! IN PRINCESS LEIA'S CELL!

(at the Death Star)

Stormtrooper: WHO ARE YOU?

Mochlum: WE are.... um.... SHPOCK!

Stormtrooper: NOOOO ITS THE COMPETITION GET THEM!

Mochum: Wooooooooops.

Space Core: HURRY INTO THE DEATH STAR! (everyone runs in)

Princess Leia: I hope somebody saves me!

Mochlum: (runs in)

Space Core: WHERE IS THE CLUE?

Stormtrooper: HAULT! WHO ARE YOU?

Anger Core: BLAUALKGSUALGUSADGKJDADJKDBALBKJALLLLUAUABULBAUABLAUG (continues growling)

Stormtrooper: Uh...

Princess Leia: Aren't you here to rescue me?

Space Core: FOUND THE CLUE1

Princess Leia: No? T_T

Mochlum: YEP! TROLOLO!

(everyone leaves)

Mochlum: The clue is...

Space Core: (reads) I AM AT A TACO PLACE, WHERE THE EATERS HAVE BIG FACES!

Mochlum; It is probably-

Space Core: DON'T SAY, IT WILL SPOIL THE END OF THE EPISODE!

Mochlum: NEXT PLACE IS THE DUSTY DUNE GALAXY!

(everyone gets in the ship and flys away)

Dusty Dune GalaxyEdit

Mochlum: TIME FOR WHAT CHUGGACONROY CALLS "Extremely monotonous levels".

Space Core: WHERE IS TEH CLUE???????????????????

Mochlum: (sinks in sand 20 times) I FOUND ONE! IT SAYS....

It is often combined with KFC, and don't stop here if you want to pee.

Mochlum; It still probably is...

Space Core: STOP TEH SPOILERS!!!! WHERE IS TEH NEXT CLUE?

Mochlum: Aperture Labs...

Space Core: OOOOKAAAAAY!

Adventure Core: Really? That was quick! (sinks in quicksand)

(everyone gets in the ship)

Aperture Science LaboratoriesEdit

Logic Core: One 18.25 ounce package Chocolate Cake Mix.

Tornadospeed: Yes, I think we established that.

(ship lands)

Tornadospeed: Everyone get a portal gun to help us navigate! Excluding the cores, who can't hold them.

Mochlum: 8D (puts the Fact Core in an infinite loop)

Tornadospeed: LETS GOOO!

Wheatley: But she'll see us if we go through the chambers!

Tornadospeed: Good point. EVERYONE UP THIS DELIVERY VENT! (climbs into it)

(Everyone climbs into it)

Curiosity Core: WEEEEEEEEEE!

(Vent Breaks) (Everyone falls out onto a dark catwalk)

Adventure Core: Aww great.

Wheatley: (turns on flashlight) They told me that if I ever used this flashlight, I would die! Why would they give me this stuff if they didn't want me to use them? I mean seriously!

Mochlum: Well I can use it. (uses it) I FOUND THE FINAL CLUE!

GLaDOS: (grabs clue with mechanical arm) I'LL TAKE THAT.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tornadospeed: (uses portals to get to GLaDOS' chamber)

GLaDOS: BWAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS... WHATEVER IT IS!

Mochlum: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???

GLaDOS: Well duh. I'm evil. NOW YOU ALL MUST PERISH!

Turrets: (shoots at everyone)

Mochlum: (dodges bullets... in a cliched Matrix style)

Tornadospeed: (uses portals to redirect bullets back to the turrets)

Turrets: Ouch... no hard feelings... I don't blame you... (dies)

GLaDOS: I'm not finished with you yet. (summons rocket sentrys)

Rocket Sentrys: (locks on to us and fires rockets)

Space Core: EVERYBODY RUN!

(Everyone runs)

Wheatley: I HAVE AN IDEA! SEND ME INTO AN INFINITE LOOP!

Tornadospeed: (puts Wheatley into an infinite loop)

Wheatley: NOW SHOOT THE ORANGE PORTAL OVER THERE!

Tornadospeed: (does so)

(Wheatley flys out the orange portal and lands on a button)

GLaDOS: NO! WHAT ARE YOU doooiiiinnnngg. (shuts down)

Rocket Sentrys: (shuts down)

Everyone: YAY!

Mochlum: Now where's that clue... Ah, there ya are! (takes clue)

Clue: I am where the bell rings-

Mochlum: It must be-

Fact Core: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TACO BELL!

Mochlum: THAT IS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!

Space Core: NO!

Wheatley: So Mochlum's friend is at Taco Bell? Here is a cake portkey to Taco Bell!

Mochlum: (takes it) IT'S A LIE! IT TOOK ME TO KFC! And it tastes pretty good.

Adventure Core: Was it by a Taco Bell?

Mochlum: Well of course-

Space Core: IDIOT! (everyone takes cake portkey to KFC by Taco Bell)

Meap: YOU SAVED ME FROM THIS HORRIBLE TACO PLACE!

Mochlum: YOUR WELCOME!

Space Core: So is this episode over?

Mochlum: I guess. This was the best adventure ever.

Space Core: I highly doubt that.

TEH ENDZ!

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