Mochlum: Man, it sure is BORING around here.
Gaepora: NO IT IS NOT!
Gaepora: Because Hermione is visiting!
Mochlum: YES! Thanks Gaepora! I gotta go meet with her! HAVE A HAPPY DAY!
Gaepora: The elderly are never happy.
(Mochlum runs to the airplane runway)
Mochlum: Where are you Hermione?
Man: (walks up) Hermione is dead.
Man: Joke, but she was kidnapped.
Mochlum: HOW MUST I SAVE HER?
Man: You must go to the surface.
Mochlum: What surface?
Man: That one.
Mochlum: B'bye! (runs)
Mochlum: Oh look a dungeon!
Miley Cirius: BWAHAHA! This sword I made reincarinated myself and I stole Hermione!
Mochlum: How could you make it if you were dead?
Miley Cirius: SHUTUPYOUPOOHEAD! (shoots lasers from her head)
Mochlum: WHAT! DEMISE CAN'T SHOOT LASERS! THAT IS WHO YOU ARE PARODYING!
Miley Cirius: Oh, good, we're parodying stuff. Why else would you be wearing a skirt?
Mochlum: ITS NOT A SKIRT! Ask Link!
Miley: Link? Who is that? Do you mean Zelda?
Link: MY NAME IS NOT ZELDA! THAT IS IT! I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! (firez his lazer at Miley but Miley fires lazers back and they get in a lazer fight) GO SAVE HERMIONE, MOCHLUM! WHILE WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Mochlum: Okay! (runs to tower) HERMIONE! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
Hermione: My hair isn't that tall though.
Mochlum: Well, nor is this tower. Seriously, Miley just made a tower that was 5 ft up. (climbs Hermione's hair.)
Hermione: YOU SAVED ME!
Demise: Ha! It's the real me!
Mochlum: Oh no! Your replacing Mother Gothel in this Tangled parody!
Demise: SHUTTUP! I SHALL KILL YOU!
Hermione: (turns into Sheik) NO YOUR NOT!
Mochlum: I thought Zelda was Sheik!
Hermione: THAT IS WRONG! (kills Demise) TAKE THAT DEMISE!
Mochlum: Yay! You are safe! Now lets go to the Bunker!
Hermione: Thanks for saving me!
Mochlum: Your welcome.
Zelda: Hey Mochlum, have you seen Link?
Mochlum: ...ooops... forgot him....
THE END! :D