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EPISODE 9! WOOHOO!

PART 1Edit

Narrator: THE CITY- I mean, THE BUNKER!

(Everyone starts waking up, and going to the kitchen)

ACF: Hey Bob? What's for- Hey. WHERE'S BOB?!

Pinkie: I haven't seen him since yesterday.

Mochlum: (sitting in dark) I have.

Pinkie: Tell us! Where is he?!

Mochlum: I can tell you... with a proper price.

Pinkie: How much?

Mochlum: 1,000,000,000 rubees!

Tornadospeed: Actually, I spent all the rubees on pie supplies.

ACF: Stupid edit conflicts (4th Wall cracks)

Chuck: Mornin!

Rarity: I must say I hate your style Mochlum.

Mochlum: Thanks. Let's go replace the fourth wall. They are currently in stock at... (checks iPad) ...BIEBER BASE!

Applejack: Uh oh...

Mochlum: Let's go!

Tornadospeed: But you never told us where Bob was!

Mochlum: I forgot. LET'S GO!

Part 2Edit

Mochlum: (at Bieber Base) There! Fourth walls!

Applejack: (buys one)

Mochlum: Let's go see what evil person works at the cash register! (goes there)

Phineas: Is that...

Mochlum: BOB?!?!

Bob: I work here now! UMAD?!

Mochlum: YES! ):<

ACF: Did you find th- BOB?!

Pinkie: MMM! This cake is- BOB?!

Bob: ....

Rarity: Are you kidding? We solved our problem too early! This is the most disorderly episode we've ever done!

Mochlum: Now I remember! You went outside the Bunker in the middle of the night while I was taking my midnight stroll through the territory of the teens!

Tornadospeed: You take a midnight stroll through the teens territory?

Bob: Yep! And now the Teens hypnotized me into working here...And destroying you >:)

ACF: And I thought it would be all a misunderstanding....

Bob: (shuts down store doors) NOW BATTLE TIME! (goes into RPG-style-battle)

  • Rival Bob uses attack! It is very affective!
  • Mochlum uses curse! It isn't affective!
  • ACF uses Mallet! It is kind of effictive!
  • Tornadospeed uses FALCON PAWNCH! It is kind of affective!
  • Bob uses one-hit K.O.! It is the most affective move ever!
  • Game over!

Mochlum: Oh great!!! When was our last save point?

ACF: Ten minutes ago.

Mochlum: OH GREAT! NOW WE HAVE TO READ ALL OF THAT ANNOYING DIALOGUE AGAIN!

Tornadospeed: GADANGIT.

Mochlum: THIS IS PAPER MARIO ALL OVER AGAIN!

At the Last Save PointEdit

Mochlum: (at Bieber Base) There! Fourth walls!

Applejack: (buys one)

Mochlum: Let's go see what evil person works at the cash register! (goes there)

Phineas: Is that...

Mochlum: BOB?!?!

Bob: I work here now! UMAD?!

Mochlum: YES! ):<

ACF: Did you find th- BOB?!

Pinkie: MMM! This cake is- BOB?!

Bob: ....

Rarity: Are you kidding? We solved our problem too early! This is the most disorderly episode we've ever done!

Mochlum: Now I remember! You went outside the Bunker in the middle of the night while I was taking my midnight stroll through the territory of the teens!

Tornadospeed: You take a midnight stroll through the teens territory?

Bob: Yep! And now the Teens hypnotized me into working here...And destroying you >:)

ACF: And I thought it would be all a misunderstanding....

Bob: (shuts down store doors) NOW BATTLE TIME! (goes into RPG-style-battle)

Tornado: Let's try this again.

  • Rival bob uses Punch! It's super effective!
  • Tornadospeed uses fart! Rival bob dies instantly!

Bob: Alright! you win. (becomes unbrainwashed)

All: There we go.

The end. You may expand as you want.

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