Another POP QUIZ!
Transcript: Act 1Edit
Narrator: Deal with it.
Heavy Mailbox: Why did i lose job as narrator? WHY!?!?!?
(Tom Tipper stuffs mail into Heavy Mailbox's mouth)
Heavy Mailbox: *grunts*
(LiaFH takes the mail)
(cut to Maxwell sorting the mail)
Maxwell the scribblenaut: Legal processing letters, i know this scam. Once they claimed they had served me for a lawsuit for a $321,000 payday loan which I did not take out. And their mail envelopes have a picture of a large arm shaking money from a consumer who is strung upside down. (checks other mail) Bills, bills, bills, bills, unsolicited debt collection letters from a debt collecter company we don't do business with, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, Smexy Pron, bills, bills, bills, bills, bi- OH! MY NEW MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS DVD BOXSET! (sets up DVD and plays it, then returns to sorting the mail) Bills, bills, bills, and a survey letter. (feeds survey letter to the Fgfgkdjhsnjywhsdjujwmomster)
The Big Mouth Game Announcer from Captain Planet: Let's do a pop quiz!
Dan: POOOOOOOP QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (GACK!)
Stan Blather: That big mouth from Captain Planet is hosting a pop quiz (not a pop music related one) in the studio of a North Korean public broadcaster. And you can watch commercials on the box next to me.
(zoom into the box)
(Local Ad Break)
Transcript: Act 2Edit
(Return from the Local Ad Break)
(cut to the North Korean public broadcaster studio)
North Korean Cameraman: Check the time!
ACF: Wow, North Korea and all of it's enemies signed a peace treaty in order to make this possible. And why he is from North Korea, and he's speaking American English in a British accent?
Lily: We can't afford subtitles.
(4th wall cracks)
4th Wall: Next time, i'm moving to an part of America unaffected by the war.
ACF: That's New England. *rimshot* Too soon?
British Cameraman: And we're on in 3, 2, 1!
Game Show Announcer: Welcome to.......
Hawaiian singers: POP QUIZ!
Game Show Announcer: I'm a giant mouth. And here's our contestants!
Mr E. R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, (London, England) SE 5
The Bunker Gang
The Cast of Darkwing Duck
Game Show Announcer: In our game, the winner will take home $5,000 and $1000, which equal $15000 in sweepstakes and
guns to kill process servers and debt collectors many piles of Broccoli Poppers! Now, the buzzers?
(red haired duck presses buzzer)
GSA: Miss Red Haired Girl Duck?
Gosalyn: My name is Gosalyn, not Miss Red Haired Girl Duck! Anyway, what is the question?
GSA: What was the first year of the 3987's? Gosalyn!
(Mr ER presses buzzer)
GSA: Mr ER, what is the first scam in the world?
Mr ER: The nigeran fraud letters from the 1800's.
Michael Rosen: (appears out of nowhere) NOOOOOOOOOOO BIG MOUTHS!
(anvil falls on Rosen)
GSA: Who let the overused internet memes in?
The Fat Controller: I did!
(Local Ad Break)
Transcript: Act 3Edit
(Return from Local Ad Break)
GSA: Now, it's time for Round 2!
(ACF presses buzzer)
GSA: ACF? What is the best As Seen on TV product?
Stan Blather: We interrupt your game show for the news, the creator of Dipper Goes to Taco Bell has been arrested in Gravity Falls, inside a Taco Bell.
(END OF BREAKING NEWS!)
GSA: Now here's some folks!
The Fat Controller
GSA: Now, let's begin, with Round 4!